- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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