- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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