- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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