- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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