I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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