What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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