Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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