- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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