- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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