Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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