- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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