- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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