- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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