- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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