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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

PENIS that is all

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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