Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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womens rights.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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