Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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