- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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