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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

You know whats annoying? Steve

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

womens rights

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

hi jonny

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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