- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What stops a train? A missile

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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