- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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