- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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why dont they make black forks

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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