yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

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