- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Get on the boat.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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