- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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