Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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My jeans

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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