How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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