- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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