Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Boner

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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