a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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