What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Women's rights.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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