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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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