- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I'm going to Re-write History... History

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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