How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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You having friends.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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