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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Communism hehe xd

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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