I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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