- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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