- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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