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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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