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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

someone called someone else a frog

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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