Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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