- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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