what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Indians

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Read a Book.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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