Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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