What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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