Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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the economy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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