- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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