A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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