Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

a blind man walks into a wall

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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