- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

your no better than a cockroach

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Wait! hundred billions!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

You know what's cool? Yep.

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