- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

no really what are ur names?

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??