- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

There's my tractor.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Jesus Christ

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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