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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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