Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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