A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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