- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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