- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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