Denard Robinson

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's just not right? Left

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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