- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Women's rights.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

You are joking right?

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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