Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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