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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.