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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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