- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I am quite mature.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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