- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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