Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Boner

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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ure mama's so fat

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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