A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Good job, son.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Anti Joke

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