- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??