You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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