Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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God is real.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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