- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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