What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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