- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

12 in general

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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