- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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