*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Yellow People !!

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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