Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

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