- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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