- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

9/11 my birthday

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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