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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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kathryn atkins

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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