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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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