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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Refridgerator.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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