Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A pope meets another one

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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