- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Potassium? K.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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