What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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