Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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