What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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