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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A cat playing laser tag.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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