Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

How you know when dislextic

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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