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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Good job, son.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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