Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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