- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

360 NO SCOPE

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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