- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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