- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

say it ten times fast: oh

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

richard is fag

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