- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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