- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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