- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

someone called someone else a frog

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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