Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what is 3+3= 8

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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