How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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your life

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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