What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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