- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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