The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

The child was fired from his job.

men's rights activists

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Jesus Christ

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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