- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Potassium? K.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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