Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Refridgerator.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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