- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

knock knock Goodbye

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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