- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Gus's mom

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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