- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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