- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Donald Trump

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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