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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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