Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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