Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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