- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.