- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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