What is green and slow Grass.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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