- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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