- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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