- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Women's rights.

What happened to my sunglasses?

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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