What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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