- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Okay.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

i saw amango it splootered

Emily Walker.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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