What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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