Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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