- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Fine, ladies first.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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