Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Your face is hilarious.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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