what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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