- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Good job, son.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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