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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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the economy.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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