Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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