Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Knock Knock No solicitors

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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