- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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