what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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