- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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