- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How about that airline food?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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