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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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