- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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