what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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