Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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