what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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