- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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