- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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