- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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