What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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