What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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