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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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