My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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