A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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